If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?

You’ve got to be joking! I’d be either petrified to the spot , looking for the camera crew or legging it as fast as my (bruised, ifykny!) legs will take me.

I’m not the bravest, I’m not gonna lie.

Aliens can be all things but if they’ve traveled from afar, their technology is far beyond mine. We don’t generally have weapons in our possession and the rake (or fork, trowel, spadeor secateurs) I’m holding is not going to be much cop against alien zappers or stun guns.

I’ve watched too much Who, Star Wars or intergalactic movies to be honest. Nope survival instincts are strong!